Wedding Death Game

Wedding Death Tips: Find All the ways to die!

You will be surprised how many different ways there are of commiting suicide at your own wedding! In which case we thought we would create a quick guide that covers all those ways in case you don't get the time to find them for yourself. Death can come in many forms!

Reception Hall - this is where all the food is held. There are several tables for people to dine in and of course, this is where you will find the wedding cake.

Cake (upper left) - Sliced and Diced 6%
You try to grab a bit of cake and one of the waiters will defend the cake -which ends as the waiter impales you with a cake serving utensil.

Ice Swan Statue (to the right of the buffet) - Impaled 6%
You play around with the ice statue causing to fall over and piercing through your torso.

Fruit Punch (found on buffet table) - Talk to the Fist 4%
You lean into the punch bowl to receive a giant fist into the face.

Appetizers (found on buffet table) - Finger Food 4%
You slam your head on the appetizers, impaling your face with the skewers.

Cook (in a small kitchen on the south) - You Got Served 3%
The eye-patched cook throws a large chunk of meat right at your noggin.

Wedding Gifts (south of the eating tables) - Oh No You Didn't 5%
The guest assigned to take care of the gifts gets over protective and mauls you several times with her bag.

DJ Booth (lower part of the map) - Electric Slide 6%
You bite into the wiring and cables used by the DJ sending you into fits of electric shock.

Lighter (south east of the map) and Wine Bottles (east of the buffet table, past the ice sculpture) - Flambeed 9%
You douse yourself with highly flammable alcohol and light yourself up with the lighter.

Supply Room - the supply room serves as a utility room for the church and also allows for access to the bell tower.

Ruler (north of the entrance) and Nun (south of the entrance) - Chastised 9%
Pick up the ruler on the floor and bring it to the nun. She will then scold you and hit you with the ruler several times.

Kids (east of room) - Beat Down 7%
A bunch of shady looking kids dealing with money will beat you up if you get near them.

Lower Bell Tower - this location connects the Bell Tower with the Supply Room, also this is where you will be able to pick up the tuning fork.

Candle (lower right) - Blinded by the Light 4%
You stab yourself in the eye with the burning tip of the candle.

Candle (upper right) - Extinguished 4%
You slam you head on the candle, setting your hair on fire and beating your face on the candle itself.

Bell Tower - the northmost part of the church, allowing you to hit the bells with the tuning fork.

Tuning Fork (lower bell tower) and Bell (bell tower) - Ding-a-Ling 21%
Stone gargoyles come to life when you hit the bell with the tuning fork, and the newly awakened creatures maul you right afterwards.

Office - to the upper left of the altar, this is where the priest's clothes and tools are stored.

Fish (upper left of entrance) and Well (lower left of room) - With Lasers 14%
You toss the fish into the well which summons a shark that starts attacking you.

Wine Bottles (north of entrance) - Corked 4%
You shake a wine bottle and aim the cork into your eye-socket, effectively blinding yourself as the cork pops out.

Organ Room - A small room south of the office that contains the organ.

Organ Player - Hit the High Note 7%
Talk to the lady playing the organ and she will start beating you up with repeated punches.

Ladies' Room - Near the left wall of the church, the ladies' restroom contains several toilets and tampon machines.

Tampon Machines - Self Absorbed 7%
Head over to the tampon dispensers and purchase a piece of the feminine hygiene device. You will then swallow it whole causing you to throw up uncontrollably.

Men's Room - just to the left of the ladies' room, the men's room offers several chances for you to get hurt.

Men's Urinals - Having Your Cake 4%
Grab the large pink slab of chemical deodorizer/sanitizer lying on the urinal, swallow it and you will start regurgitating fluids all over the place.

Two Men Fighting - Bro Fight 8%
A couple of guys are fighting inside the men's room, and getting in between them is certain to get you hit with a few well thrown punches.

Chapel - this is the main area of the wedding and you get start here -standing on the altear.

Two Women Fighting (near the altar) - Scratched 8%
Right below the area where you start, a couple of women can be seen fighting it out. Simply head over to their side and try to break them apart -the women will then turn their aggression on you.

Man (sitting on bench, south of altar) - Fatherly Advice 10%
The man sitting on the bench is armed with a shotgun -so head straight up to him and he will shoot you at point blank range.

Candle (topmost of four, on the left side) - Blinded by the Light 4%
You stab yourself in the eye with the burning tip of the candle.

Candle (second to the topmost of four, on the left side) - Extinguished 4% You slam you head on the candle, setting your hair on fire and beating your face on the candle itself.

Candle (third from the topmost of four, on the left side) - Blinded by the Light 4%
You stab yourself in the eye with the burning tip of the candle.

Choir (right side of the church) - Eye Candy 4%
Members of the choir will flash you and the visuals will make your eyes bleed.

Two Men on the Left Side (near the Reception area entrance) - Bro Fight 6%
Another couple of guys fighting it out -once again, head straight up to them and get in between. Doing so will have them punch you instead of each other.

Confessional (there are two confessionals on the left, this is the one with the slightly open door) - Closure 14%
A strange clown armed with a knife is lurking inside the confessional booth -so head straight in and he will stab you over and over in the privacy of the confessional.

Gum stuck in Pew (pews on the left) - Still Chewy 4%
You might notice a couple of pink globs on some of the pews on the lower left of the church. These are actually old pieces of gum that have been stuck underneath the chair that you can grab to swallow -doing so will cause you to throw up. The good thing is, you can do this twice as there are two gums in the area.

Spray Can (lower left most pew) and Candles (near the south exit) - A Hair Don't 11%
Grab the spray can and bring it over to the large set of candles near the door. You will then toss the can into the flames causing it to explode -taking you with it.

Spray Can (near confession box on the lower rightmost area) and Candle (lowermost of four, on the left side) - Silly Strung 8%
Using the spray can found near the confessional, bring it near one of the candles. You will then spray the can towards the candle and your head, which will incinerate your face in flames.

Main Entrance - to the extreme south of the chapel area, the main entrance serves as a lobby for people coming in.

Exit Door (lower left) - Pelted Real Good 3%
As you try to exit the church, you will get pelted by a barrage of rice grains and right at the end, a can.

Guest Book (on the table to the left of the door) - Guest Count 5%
You open up the giant guest book, place your head in between the pages and slam it shut -effectively mauling your face.

Corsage (near the exit) and Old Lady (near the entrance) - To the Point 9%
Grab the corsage form the floor and ask the old lady with an obvious visual handicap to pin it on you. Given the state of the old lady's eyesight, it is not surprising that she ends up stabbing you in the eye instead.

Wine Bottle (near entrance to Bride's Room) - Corked 4%
You shake a wine bottle and aim the cork into your eye-socket, effectively blinding yourself as the cork pops out.

Bride's Room - located left of the main entrance, the bride's room has several vanities that allows the entourage and the bride to get ready for the wedding.

Mirrors - Reflected 4%
This can be done three times by using all three mirrors -you will push the mirror on its lower portion, causing it to spin around and hit you on the head.

Two Women Fighting - Scratched 4%
Getting in between a fight between the two ladies gets you some serious head injuries.

Groom's Room - aside from serving as a prep-room, the Groom's room appears to also have served as drinking station for some of the guests.

Lighter (right when you enter) and Wine Bottles (table on the upper left) - Flambeed 9%
You douse yourself with highly flammable alcohol and light yourself up with the lighter.

Wine Bottle (two small round tables near the top of the room) - Corked 4%
You shake a wine bottle and aim the cork into your eye-socket, effectively blinding yourself as the cork pops out.

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